For
        his demolition job with sixes on Chobhams' pavilion roof, Jay Walliker receives the
        "Sir Alfred McAlpine" award: a bag of broken slates | 
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         Dave Lamb receives a personalised
        t-shirt on behalf of his mate kev and his string of unerring choices when it comes to the
        fairer sex. See Daves' face | 
      
      
        
         Craig
        Weston receives the "Lily Savage" award for his girly features as proved on tour
        when Dazza allegedly snogged him | 
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         For services rendered to the
        club in his role as cultural ambassador to the community, Dazza receives the "Sir Les
        Patterson" award. | 
      
      
        
         Matt and Tim both got
        "one in the eye" this year, thus they received joint Royal Society for the
        Promotion of Cruelty to Eyebrows & Mutilated Eyebrow Club membership in one go | 
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         A
        beutifully-crafted ten-inch wide bat of plasterboard was presented to Dan Eldridge as the
        "Millennium Dome Award" for questionable judgement - i.e 
          letting the ball hit his stumps. | 
      
      
        
         President Peter Lamb lasted as
        good as anyone on tour, thus earning the "Oldest Swinger In Town" award - not
        bad considering he's wearing Adie Barrett's cap | 
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         A door in the pavilion had
        suffered damage, and Howard was going to get to the bottom of it. Tims' handiwork enabled
        some emergency repairs to be done | 
      
      
        
         The "Quack Quack Oops"
        award (most ducks) went to Chris Greathead (not available). Runners-up Ben Pudney &
        Dan Eldridge collect theirs instead  | 
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         Adie
        Barrett won the "You're Shit - AARRGGHH!!" award for the worst
          over (in his case 25), which occurred on tour. The footage on the 2000
          tour video features commentary by one J. Walliker | 
      
      
        
         Mike Hills couldn't make the
        Awards Evening so his well-deserved Gaisford Improvers Award was collected by Jason
        Stephens on his behalf | 
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         For the second time, Kev was
        substituted. In this case Craig Weston collected the Fielding award | 
      
      
        
         To qualify for the Hull
        Batting award you must bat half the available innings in a season. Sadly, Jay Walliker was
        one short, but finished the season with an average of over 50! A glass tankard was his
        prize | 
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         The Hull Batting Trophy was more keenly
        contested in 2000 than for a while, however it finally went to Tim Lamb for the third year
        running. | 
      
      
        
         Forget the batting, Jay
        Walliker stepped up yet again to receive the Elson Bowling Trophy. Well judged too: he
        reached minimum qualification by three balls | 
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         The
        Players Player is always voted for by all the team, taking various angles into account.
        This year the Fenwick Shield went to Matt Balkwill | 
      
      
        
         The penultimate award was a
        limited edition cut-glass book from the Lords' 100th test in 2000, presented to Adie
        Barrett in recognition of his work for the club | 
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         The
        last award of the night: at the end of the 2000 season Tim stepped down after three good
        years as Captain. During his tenure WECC lost only two games more than they won |