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          Tilford's history goes back to Roman times, and nearby Bourne Woods
          were the location for the opening scenes in Ridley Scott's film
          "Gladiator". Forget that, could our run of 21st-century
          cricketing luck change? Well, we managed to get nine men to
          Tilford’s picturesque ground in plenty of time with Lew West groping
          his way from south-west London. He actually arrived at the ground just
          in time for the 2.15 start which - Adie Barrett, having actually won
          the toss for the first time this year - saw Tilford open their
          innings. This may sound somewhat surprising, yet the line-up, despite
          being devoid of certain players (Howard, the Captain was in Cornwall
          and Mike Hills was moving house) was still potentially sound. Not so
          sound was the non-appearance of Adie Lamberth, unavoidably called in
          to a job at work at the last minute. 
          
          
            
              
                
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          Phil Dawson opened the bowling from the north end and straight away
          found a good rhythm while Barrett at the other end helped keep control
          in the early overs. Tilford's ground, as ever, played fairly true
          although rain from recent days had led to a drying pitch and the
          occasional unruly bounce. Despite having the new ball West end found
          it difficult to penetrate the opposition’s defence and as the overs
          started ticking over, so did the scoreboard. Cartwright simply kept
          the good balls out and steered the off-target once away while Fry at
          the other end confounded all bowlers including first change Lew West
          who went for 24 before pulling out after five overs with a strain. A
          succession of bowling changes failed to gain a break through despite
          some excellent deliveries beating the bat every now and again.
          
           
              
          Another look at the scoreboard and Tilford were well in command,
          seemingly well set on their way to the 200 mark typical of this
          ground. Eventually, the opening bowlers returned and bore fruit:
          Dawson broke West end's duck by having fright caught close by Neil
          Howarth went on 70. Before too long Cartwright was eventually bowled
          by Barrett for 33, after a period of frustration. There had been some
          rain drops here and there but a short but sharp shower saw the players
          leave the field for a short while and come back to some slippery
          conditions. Barrett also had to retire from the bowling attack after
          slipping on the damp surface. Dawson took a second wicket at the end
          of their innings, with Tilford's total declared at 186. Things had not
          been easy and some unforced errors contributed toward a large number
          of extras, not least of which was a huge throw from Matt Oliver that
          sailed over the wicketkeeper’s head, plus the three fielders backing
          up! There was satisfaction to be gained from having limited the home
          side to less than 200, an attainable target. 
              
          Yet, West End's openers didn't get enough time to play themselves in.
          Matt Oliver provided the first scoring stroke - a four – before also
          becoming the first casualty in the 10th ball of the innings, Crawte
          trapping him lbw. This brought Ben Pudney in, whose second ball was
          dispatched belligerently to the boundary, an original way of playing
          oneself in! Two maidens, a few more runs, then Johnno was caught,
          again to Crawte bringing Neil Haworth worth in to join Ben. The next
          four overs saw a six and a four plus some singles but sadly culminated
          with Neil being bowled, again to the number-two bowler, without score.
          Ian Brown came out to join Ben who was getting itchy fingers: he went
          for a shot that really wasn't there and was caught, giving bowler
          Mcdonald his first blood of the match. 
          
          
            
              
                
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          With 23 runs on the board, our very own John Mcdonald walked out and
          proceeded to keep his bat between the ball and the stumps, the
          beginning of a period of trial and error for the bowlers as what
          appeared to be good deliveries to John were either kept out or
          dispatched to the boundary with no respect whatsoever. Ian Brown
          departed, the result of yet another on the spot delivery early in his
          innings. Having rubbed his groin for all he was worth Lew West came to
          the crease with a runner and took time to play himself in, allowing
          John to enjoy himself at the other end. On the boundary, we also
          enjoyed John's success until he was finally yorked on 23, which turned
          out to be the innings highest score. A highlight of the lower order
          (or lowlight, depending on who you hear it from) was Adie Barrett also
          coming out with a runner, in this case Ben Pudney, who is not usually
          noted for quick singles. This was borne out when Ben was run out going
          for a run that patently wasn’t there, while Adie could only watch
          helplessly at square leg.
          
           
              
          Still somewhat shy of a hundred runs, Tilford suggested one of our
          batsmen could have a second go, especially as there was a bit of time
          to go. As Ben was still padded up from his runner exploits, he was the
          natural choice and although by this stage the game was to all intents
          and purposes really lost it meant the pressure was off and Ben enjoyed
          a bit of a quick thrash (as is his wont) to move onto 21 before being
          bowled by another tricky delivery from Sohail who mixed up his
          deliveries nicely. The joke was that despite having two attempts while
          on a reasonable form, he still failed to top John MacDonald's score. 
              
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          unscheduled highlights from our innings came from one of Ben's sixes
          which thrashed into the right wing of a car passing along the south
          side of the pitch. Having slowly driven into that position of impact
          it brought the driver to, who promptly sped off into the rain-coloured
          horizon. More worryingly, we had a streaker (sadly male) who ran in
          concentric circles, yelling, "Look at me, look at me!"
          before finally pulling his strides up. Quite bizarre. 
           
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