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               A delightful cricket tour had been going
          extremely well without cricket when the first of our games became due.
          As it did though, the low-lying cloud that had been clinging to the
          cliffs all morning took on a new intensity, while increasing the
          darkness or decreasing the light, whichever takes your fancy. Then it
          started to rain. You do not need that on cricket tour unless you are
          subject to one of two things: 1. You have a hangover from Hell, or 2.
          refer to 1. above. 
              
          Being the responsible Fixture Secretary that I am, I telephoned Chris
          at Mount Hawke's ground to find out all about the situation. The
          gentleman who answered at the clubhouse said "It's fine up here
          and we're all waiting for you." Fine words indeed, as the convoy
          of cars drove their way slowly through the intensifying rain and
          degenerating levels of light (how's that description then?) on
          increasingly slippery roads. On reaching their ground, it abated just
          enough for us to run in to the pavilion with all our stuff before the
          Heavens opened once again. On our arrival, we could still see the
          drystone wall on the far side of the ground, however after another ten
          minutes of descending fog put paid to our even viewing a hand in front
          of our face. 
              
          Sadly, this meant an early internal bath for our guts, otherwise known
          as a couple of pints of beer in the clubhouse as members of the
          opposition gradually decreased in number. Had the sun suddenly emerged
          from out of the blue (or we viewed it, dark gray) the resulting game
          would have been extremely interesting. As it was, most of us could
          hear the distant call of the Watering Hole on Perranporth beach, the
          result of two days solid boozing, as per usual. The evening was taken
          up with the traditional Sunday Evening meal in the Waterfront Restaurant 
          where we witnessed a clearing sky with a smattering of sunset 
          colouring before retiring to
          bed for an early night. Oh yeah, some chance. 
                
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